Sunday, January 9, 2011

And they glitter!

I was browsing my local grocery store the other day and found the Utopia of mockery.

If you look closely, you can see that two of the four candies shown on each of the boxes      * sparkle *. Yep, sparkle. Holy hell.

Bacon Popcorn! "Hear the Pop. Taste the Sizzle."

Bacon-flavored popcorn. As virtually any man can tell you, there can't be a better combination - except maybe bacon-maple ice cream.

After the excitement of finding this in the mailbox, I took a closer look.

Yes, it is safe for Vegans and Vegetarians. Well, really, it's safe for those folks who still really miss the taste of meat.